Hi and greetings earthling. My name is Qalian - pronounced kwalian - but you may call me Q for short. Yes, I'm an Alien! As I am currently in Australia, I fashioned my name following their custom. Therefore, I am an Alien Australian!
Q also stands for, in your language, QUEUE - a line or series of people, waiting for something. I KNOW what you are waiting for - ONLINE SUCCESS.
Well, I have come to Earth to ASSIST YOU in ACHIEVING the SUCCESS you are searching for. The Internet is an 'alien' place for a lot of people, so who better to be your guide, than an Alien? I KNOW we are going to become good friends, and that's a GOOD thing.
If you want to view this page in MY language, click HERE
Ok - you want to know exactly what this website is all about and how I am going to help YOU become successful. I have gone where NO other Alien has gone before! I have mind-melded with the BEST of the BEST, and I will be sharing THEIR success methods with YOU!
When I brain-sucked them, there was NOTHING they could hide from me, so you will be getting ALL of the nitty-gritty without the rah-rah-BS! (I know your language pretty well, huh?)
Classes will be conducted in the upper dome of my spaceship, (the view is magnificent from up there - click HERE to see happy snaps), and you will receive step by step, valid information - information that WILL easily direct you towards your goal of making money on the internet.
I sense you need more information, like why haven't you heard of me before now?
It has taken me some of your earth time, to gather what is needed in order to give you the LATEST and the BEST information available. Some things aren't covered, because, after my alien analysis, I don't think it's necessary to worry about.
To counter this, what I WILL be teaching you, WILL get YOU to where YOU want to be!
A GREAT overview of what the subjects you will be studying/learning, can be found here.
Q-RIK-YOU-LUM
(You are under NO obligation to purchase, but if you choose to do so, you will be SO FAR advanced on those who haven't got direct access to the material that I will be teaching.)
Believe me, THIS is NO BULL!
You WON'T get any BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! and this ISN'T a fairy tale
You want to know what? Where do I come from? Do I have a family? What are my credentials?
I LOVE inquisitive humans. They are SO easy and fun to teach! OK - I will answer those 3 questions in order, but then you have to do something for me. Deal? I hope so.
I originate from the planet PLUKSTAR which is a long, long, way from Earth. It's also important for you to know, that I am from YOUR FUTURE, (the year 3008), so I already have a good idea about how things are going to turn out for you, especially now that I am your teacher.
As far as family goes, I do carry a couple of pictures that I show people. Firstly, on my planet, we all look alike. All males are green like me, and females are shorter and are blue in color. We are all equal in status, but I must confess, the majority of women are smarter than most of the men, especially in my family.
My Family Snapshot
I also have one of the Senior Elder, Tfor, who actually was my mentor. I owe him everything.
My credentials? Well, I graduated in 2888 at the top of my class, (thanks to Tfor), something I am very proud of. Here is the picture that was taken at my Graduation Ceremony.
I also have three (3) unbiased Testimonials that I have included, so you can be certain that I am trustworthy and capable to undertake teaching you.
Remember I mentioned that I wanted YOU to do me a favor for answering your questions? Well NOW is the time AND you will be rewarded!
My human, the one who does this website and babysits my younger brother H for me, has arranged some FREE STUFF for you, and you will be sent directly to the download page once you fill out the form below and click the TRANSMIT button on the form.
Providing your information, does NOT lock you into ANYTHING at all. It is to give me an indication of how many might have an interest, no matter how slight, in being taught by an Alien. (Just think, the others haven't been doing a very good job, now have they?) If there are HUGE numbers that Q up, (pardon my pun), I will have to order in more seats.
OK - please fill in the following form and click TRANSMIT. You will be teleported instantly and you will be able to immediately access the human's gifts to you. Oh, he told me to mention that the information you submit will be secure, and your details will NOT be rented, sold, traded, given, or shared with ANY OTHER humans OR aliens.
Before I forget, my human has some other websites he would appreciate you looking at. All of them can help you in some way.
My human is also a writer, and his first eBook is on the subject of how to get a good night's relaxing sleep on a regular basis. He KNOWS how many people suffer sleep problems. He used to, but NOT any more. He FOUND a solution, one that DOESN'T involve taking pills and/or potions.
It's titled, "Your Guide To Achieving Regular and Relaxing Sleeping Patterns." Visit the website to find out all of the details.
Recently, the human started to display his 'gathering' of useful programs, and promised himself that he would offer them at the most competitive prices on the Internet. There are MANY niche categories to visit - there is something for EVERYBODY. Even if you aren't looking to buy anything, it is worth a visit just to see what he is up to.
My human just loves to meet new people, so he has a MySpace website that he would like for you to visit, just so you can meet HIM, see what he is about, which will hopefully make you feel more comfortable and eager to work with him. He DOES have the knowledge you are seeking, and he is prepared to pay it forward and assist as many people as he can. He would like YOU to be one of those people.
P S ... are two of my brothers.
If you want to view this page in MY language, click HERE
Hi and greetings earthling. My name is Qalian - pronounced kwalian - but you may call me Q for short. Yes, I'm an Alien! As I am currently in Australia, I fashioned my name following their custom. Therefore, I am an Alien Australian!
and this ISN'T a fairy tale 
